Hey friends,
Apologies for not posting last week, stuff has been kind of hectic around here lately .. :)
I've just been preoccupied, thinking about wayyyy too much, and not been in the best headspace...but! There have been some great things coming my way thank you Jesuuuuus because it's helped me get out of my slump.
First of all, I joined the Drama class at school at the beginning of the trimester. We are putting on a musical spin-off of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night.
I was soooo nervous for the auditions, which wasn't helped when a friend of mine made a comment that made my self esteem go 📉📉
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Anyway...
But the auditions were great! And!! I got one of the main roles!! So I'm super excited for all that to start.
Secondly, the designer I emailed for a possible internship opportunity replied and said she would love to meet with me!!! Yayyy!!
And lastly, I got a raise.! Woop woop. 50 cents more an hour, yayzies
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So if you don't know, the Florida man challenge is where you google florida man *insert date*. Supposedly, Florida men do a lot of stupid stuff that is written about in articles. So I thought this would be a funny blog post idea.
Umm so yeah! Let's go read about some wacked out men 💀💀
Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born
A Florida man was arrested Sunday after police said he climbed a piece of playground equipment and shouted a lewd term to children to describe how babies are born, reports said.
Otis Dawayne Ryan, 30, allegedly climbed on top of one of a children’s toy at a playground near Pier 60 in Tampa Bay and shouted to a group of four and six-year-olds about where babies come from, and used a “vulgar term in doing so,” The Tampa Bay Times reported, citing an arrest report.
The officer said parents rushed “to remove their children” from the playground.
By Fox News
Florida man bit on tongue by rattlesnake he tried to kiss
A neighbor said Reinold had been drinking while handling the snake.
The reptile appeared calm until Reinold moved toward it as if to kiss it. That's when the snake bit him.
"He said, 'I'm going to kiss it in the mouth,' and the snake bit him in the face," said Charles Goff, who said he found the snake. "Ron was just acting silly, you know? I guess he said he could kiss the devil and get away with it, but evidently he didn't."
Authorities identified the snake as an eastern diamondback rattlesnake, one of 16 venomous species of rattlesnakes in the United States.
It's illegal to keep a rattlesnake in Florida without a license.
By UPI
Florida man pulls vending machine out of the wall and carries it away
Miami Police are investigating a burglary of a vending machine. According to investigators, the building security guard realized the vending machine, usually located on the first floor, was moved to the eighth floor with damage to the money slot.
By the Miami Herald
A Florida man pelted his girlfriend in the "head and face area" with sweet and sour sauce packets Sunday because he was angry she had "bought the wrong food from McDonald's," a felony battery complaint said.
The 32-year-old man was arrested early Thursday when Daytona Beach Shores police officers spotted him attempting to throw the gator onto the roof of a cocktail lounge located just off Highway A1A, according to a police report.
The officers then saw the man take the alligator by its tail, hit it against the awning of the building, throw it to the ground and stomp on it twice, the report said.
The man from Homestead, Florida, was taken into custody and charged with possession and injury of an alligator, unarmed burglary of an occupied dwelling, theft and criminal mischief.
The man told officers that he had stolen the gator from an enclosure at a nearby miniature golf course.
By My Panhandle
Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert
An aggressive squirrel has continuously terrorized a neighborhood, causing residents to act in an extreme abundance of caution. The offending rodent has gone after four people, using its claws and teeth to injure his victims. Security cameras caught Saturday’s sneak attack on a man who recognized the squirrel. A neighbor in the area nursed the squirrel to health as a baby. He’s named 8-Up after a race car and truck. Residents are on high alert as 8-Up is likely plotting his next attack.
By CBS Miami
Florida man arrested after spraying people with fire extinguisher at Walmart
Police said that that 33-year-old Gregg David Atkisson was arrested and charged with battery, petit theft, criminal mischief, resisting arrest and interfering with firefighter equipment after an incident that occurred on Feb 11.
According to the police report, Atkisson went to the Walmart on NE 12th Avenue and grabbed a fire extinguisher near the garden section. Police said he started breaking windows, doors and anti-theft devices that totaled in more than $10,000 in damages.
Investigators said Atkisson sprayed two people with the fire extinguisher and grabbed two packs of cigarettes before leaving the store.
By WVLT
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OK. NO. WAS THIS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS TO ANYONE ELSE OR JUST ME BC???
STOPPPP
i CANNOT
i can't believe this is even real 😐💀😭
screaming crying 👁👄👁
Guys which one was your favorite??? Bc I feel like stealing an alligator from a golf course is top tier.
Welll I hope this ✨makes your day✨ and as always, thanks for reading, and if you haven't already go follow my Instagram @willowinwashington so you can get reminded when new posts r up!! <3
Bye guys, go live your dreams, drink water, all the stuff...just don't pelt someone with sweet and sour packets bc that would b rude
Kk stay safe n stay cool ☺
willow
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